If I am still here tomorrow.....

[ScarlettoSara]

Disclaimer:  This post is meant to be humorous. No offense meant to anyone's religion or beliefs.
All around Kansas City there are billboards with stuff like.. The End in near, Rapture ready and are you ready for judgment day? Me thinks this may be an excellent marketing ploy to unload tshirts that were bought for pennies on the dollar.  And the St. Louis cardinals are in town for the weekend and even the Creator would know that is a game that would be hard to be pulled away from. (No pun intended)
Needless to say I asked my friend, who is a much better person that I,  what she was doing tonight at 7:00? She said I am going to be on my knees praying. Even though I am a smart a@@ I do not ridicule other's beliefs and I said well if that will give you comfort then do it:) She said what are you doing Sara? I said I am going to be sitting on the deck with a gin and tonic to sip on and a tablet and a pencil to make hash mark to keep count of how many  I can see ascending.....
And I am going to be wear those cute little red Valentino Jelly thong sandals I would never buy unless this was my last day on earth:) That way if I dont get to go.... yall will be able to identify me when I am a Zombie and instead of shooting me you can hand me a rock and that will stop me dead in my tracks.
I did mention to my cats that they dont stand a chance in h@@@ of being taken and they better change their wicked ways cause I heard that cats are considered a delicacy to Zombies. My dog has a chance but since she still pees on floor when it is lightening outside I told her to get ready to spend eternity as an outside dog and maybe she ought to think about that.
But in the immortal words of Charles Schultz.........

“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today,” the late creator of Peanuts once said.

“It’s already tomorrow in Australia.”

Right Alan and Jenador?   Yall are still out there?

[skystone]

Well the "end of the world" has been predicted how many times now? It hasn't happend yet. Those that keep predicting it forget the Biblical word. "No man knows the mind of God" (a paraphrase). We are not meant to know when. But to live our lives as if this is the day, every day. No intent to preach. But these guys pop up all the time & the end of time has been being expected for 2,000 years. Being a Californian & in earth quake territory. I figgure it'll happen when it happens & I'm not going to spend my time worrying about it. I'll be in Church tomorrow just like every Sunday. Being retired if it wasn't for going to Church on Sun. I'd never know what day it was LOL
Mike

[skystone]

Oh yeah a PS on this
  Hey Indi's next week end!!!!!!!!!! The world can't end before then!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike

[zirconx]

We figured @ 2:30 we'll open our best bottle of Syrah and enjoy what's left of the afternoon and if we're still here at 3:30 we'll have a nice BBQ.  Its a gorgeous day here so out on the patio we will be.  Can I sue if I have to make dinner?  Bev

[Steve]

  I got 'raptured' this morning with a Frontier breakfast burrito and some green chili stew.......I'm ready..........for a rib eye on the Q this afternoon with a couple of cold ones................

[Bennett]

Miss Scarlett,
I am in a bit of a quandary, Should I eat dinner before the Rapture or will God feed us?  I get a bit testy  when my glucose level gets low.

love ya

Bennett

[ScarlettoSara]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
YOu are right Michael only God knows and it dont make one bit of difference when its time, its time:)
LOLOL Bev:) Prolly not  but at least have a good excuse for not planning on cooking tonight:)
LOLOL Steve, hope I am upwind of you today:)
LOLOL Bennett you are so dang bad:)

[gregorgr8]

Sara  O  Saro O where did you go
You went up to heaven this I do know

I’ll miss you a lot cause you are so funny
I bet on you for the rapture, won lots of money

I’m staying on earth , drinking beers with some lime
I stay down here having a  hellish good time.

I’m *****ing and ******ing  and ******ing
That’s hard to rhyme to, so poem is ending.

[ScarlettoSara]

Stands up and applauds..... wow my very own poem.
I never had anyone write a poem about me before:)
Thank you Gregor:)

[skystone]

Hey I got an idea!!!
Let's all run arround NAKED!!!!!!!!
Go out the same way we came in!!!!
If not? Well everyone in the hot tub!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike

[MrsWTownsend]

Well I slept through the end of the world~ what did I miss?

[Enchantra]

 

Well, for me, After I finish eating dinner I'm going to go back downstairs and enjoy beading.  The dog is running around the yard chasing chipmunks and my Parents are at a wedding!

And I already planted my herbs in pots today as well, as I have to have something to eat while I battle the forces of hell after being left behind right?  

[ScarlettoSara]

I was so distraught Gina, I am like you I slept thru the whole shebang or hebang as it were.
Dang is this heaven or am I still on earth.... This looks like earth as my house still needs cleaning but wait
This looks exactly the same except....
Except I have this pair of sandals that I know I didnt buy...

Thanks for the laughs and thanks for being in same place as I am:)
Yall are the best:)

[skystone]

Well I know it aint heaven cause I don't have an endless supply of silver & turquoise. So I must still be stuck here. Do rocks sink through clouds? Do they have rocks in heaven? If not I'm just as happy to stay here.
Mike

[zirconx]

Well I'm still here too.  guess the only person missing is the one that made the prediction.  we did good justice to the bottle of syrah, but I still have to make dinner.  darn!  Bev